Bottom deodorant?

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some


bottom deodorant.





The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they


don%26#039;t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have.





Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the


stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.





%26quot;I%26#039;m sorry,%26quot; says the pharmacist, %26quot;we don%26#039;t have any.%26quot;





%26quot;But I always get it here,%26quot; says the blonde.





%26quot;Do you have the container it comes in?%26quot;





%26quot;Yes!%26quot; says the blonde, %26quot;I will go and get it.%26quot;





She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist,


who looks at it and says to her, %26quot;This is just a normal stick of


underarm deodorant.%26quot;





The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out


loud from the container: %26quot;To apply, push up bottom.%26quot;

Bottom deodorant?
Thats pretty darned funny!





Heres another that you might find funny, a troupe of a dozen blondes go into a cocktail bar and there really in the party mood and celebrating, there drinking the best champagne money can buy and every now and they all scream in celebration %26quot;Eighteen months%26quot; and then go back to celebrating.





This goes on for a few hours and the bar quietens down and the curiousity gets the better of him so he casually saunters over to the crowd and enquires as to the nature of this grand and somewhat noisy celebration is about, the lead blonde turns around and explains %26quot;Well we%26#039;ve been working on this jigsaw puzzle for eighteen months and today we have finally completed it and on the box it says 3 to 5 years!%26quot;.
Reply:you beat me to it, I got this one the other day from a friend, I loved it.
Reply:This is just to cute to argue with. Good joke. Shared it with my colleagues. They just laugh even our snooty blonde laughed and sent it to her grandmother in Ireland.
Reply:teeheehee
Reply:LOL it was decent
Reply:hehehehe funny :)
Reply:Great
Reply:Good one
Reply:That is good. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?/????????





Pregnant!!!!!!!!!!


LOL
Reply:Good one
Reply::-D lol!
Reply:I don%26#039;t get it???????????????
Reply:Okay I%26#039;m blonde and it took me a minute to get this. I%26#039;ve never used bottom deodorant though.
Reply:That wasn%26#039;t that funny really, try harder next time.
Reply:ha ha ha ha
Reply:erk.





bleahhhh





ok
Reply:Haha cool!
Reply:hey i am offended i used to be blonde but i am bald now



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